Lobster Car

Uhm excuse me Sir but I think there’s a little something on the top of your Volkswagen. Someone tell that lobster that lobsters don’t eat bugs (and yes I just Googled so I wouldn’t look stupid posting something so obviously false but now I look stupid for having to Google something so ridiculous …

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Worst Parking Spot or Best Parking Job?

We’re undecided if this is the worst spot to park your car ever (and exactly why you don’t park in a construction zone my friends) or if it’s simply the best parking job. Kinda hoping it’s some dude circling around the blocks endlessly looking for a spot before coming up with the genius …

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Little Tikes Smart Car

Yeah, all those childhood dreams have finally been realized with this fully sized Little Tikes car. This Smart Car has been redone up as the classic Little Tikes Cozy Coupe and in comparison it’s not really all that much bigger. The coolest kid on the playground gets dropped off in this thing for …

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Periodic Table Car

Britain’s Oxford Science Park has decided to promote their facility in an uber-geeky way- by wrapping taxis and buses with the periodic table of elements. While the cars are certainly colorful and eye-catching, for some of us all that chemistry brings back some painful memories of high school science class. Would have been …

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Mini-Vancamino

Disproving the ol’ math formula that says two negatives make a positive, it’s the Ford Aerostarcamino. Daddy wants an El Camino, Mommy wants a mini-van, let’s meet in the middle. Business in the front, party in the back. Which makes it about as cool as a mullet. (read more on Mini-Vancamino…

Putting a Train Horn on a Scooter

Some guy took the giant horn off a railroad crane and put it on his scooter. Why? Because it was there. Why not? He had to use a refillable fire extinguisher (which he bungied on to the scooter) to get the 100psi needed to power the air horn. You can see the scooter …

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Torched Car Gets a Parking Ticket

You park illegally, you get a parking ticket. Even having a car that’s completely burnt out is not a good enough excuse for these New York City parking agents. As long as there’s a windshield wiper to hold the ticket, you’re getting a ticket. And don’t try to drive this car away either, …

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Grateful Dead Van

Dancing bears, rainbow forest VW bus. Keep on truckin’ and going down the road feelin’ bad. Sweet paint job. (via)

Tightest Parallel Parking World Record

There’s a new Guinness World Record for the tightest parallel parking. The record was set by Chinese master parker Han Yue in Beijing recently. He sliced nearly a third off the existing record. He squeezed his special edition Mini Cooper into a parking space just 5.91 inches longer than the vehicle itself. Let’s …

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Dodge Viper with a 4 Foot Long Stick Shift

Go big and go home! For some reason (I don’t want to use the word “overcompensating” here but yeah we’re all thinking it too) some guy decided to put a super long shift knob on his 2nd generation Dodge Viper RT/10. No you can’t put the roof up with this one, so it’s …

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